Andrew Luck is returning to Stanford in hopes of turning around a struggling football program that he once helped become a national power.

Yes, the X parody account Captain Andrew Luck posted about the actual Andrew Luck's new job as Stanford's general manager. Here's what he said.

Former Stanford star quarterback Andrew Luck is returning to the Cardinal to become the football program's general manager, he told ESPN in a phone interview. Luck, 35, has accepted a newly created role at Stanford,